So after 2+ years and TONS of abuse, my phone finally cracked. I always applauded it for the number of drops it survived.
It still works just fine, and I’m gonna toss a case over it to cover up the back for now (maybe I should have gotten one BEFORE it broke), but I think it’s about time to look at upgrades anyway.
This could either been as incredibly lucky (that it’s not worse), or some classic Friday the 13th bad luck. I’m thinking the former.